Fabulous Prize Package–Photo Booth Contest

So, if you’re thinking about sending in some photos for the Photo Booth Contest, let’s review what you can win:

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3) Derek Webb’s album, Stockholm Syndrome

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5) David Goetz’s book, Death by Suburb

6) A large bag of Skittles

7) …and much more!

So far I haven’t received any entries, which makes my contest feel like a loser. If you enter now, you might win by default.

Photo Booth Contest…What You Can Win (in Addition to One Unicorn)

Sure, many of you want to win a unicorn…who doesn’t? What you may not know is that, in addition to one unicorn, the winner winner chicken dinner of the Photo Booth contest will win a box full of prizes that fit into one of three categories: 1) rare, 2) awesome, and 3) rare and awesome.

Here’s a sneak preview of one of the rare and awesome prizes:

This is a record entitled Ship Ahoy! With Captain Hook and His Crew. A warning on the back reads “CAUTION: This album may be habit forming and cause your child to be non-delinquent.” The back cover also displays a letter from Colonel Sanders. I’m not even joking. The letter from Col. Sanders endorses Captain Hook’s ministry and explains how he lost his hand.

If you’ve ever wanted songs like “Sister Hook’s Story (I’ve Got Myself to Blame)” and “Christian Pirates” on vinyl, well, you’d better get snapping, because this is one of several items in the Photo Booth prize package.

You have until Friday to send in your photos…send them to me at justwallpaper(at)gmail.com. Have fun!

Photo Booth Contest.

I’m happy to announce the Photo Booth Contest! You’ve been wondering what’s going on, and since I’m giving away one of these…

“I LIKE TO GALLOP AROUND INSIDE YOUR WISHES.”

…you understand the secrecy. My three-year-old friend Sammy calls them “ponies wearing a twisted party hat”.

Here’s how the Photo Booth Contest works:

1) Send me (justwallpaper(at)gmail.com) up to five funny pictures of you in front of a web cam. If you have an Apple Macintosh, you can make weird faces using Photo Booth.

2) Once you send them to me, I will post your pics in a series of posts and next Friday, February 12, we can begin voting on the best/weirdest/funniest series of photos. Bonus points will be randomly awarded if the following things appear in your photos: famous people, your favorite Super Bowl ad, dinosaurs, and/or plaid. Get creative…have fun with it!

3) Photo entries will be accepted from Friday, February 5 until next Thursday, February 11. You’ll probably want to get your friends to vote for you. Unless your friends aren’t true blue and they decide to vote for someone who is more interesting…

4) The winner will get a fabulous prize package, which will include a minimum of one unicorn…I’ll let you know all about the fabulous prize package in a later post. I will mail it to the winner. Trust me, you’re going to want to win this.

That’s all for now…happy photo boothing! That galloping unicorn is giving me motion sickness.

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Clues Explained:

1) First Post: Coded words spelled out “WIN AWESOME UNICORN”.

2) Second Post: Hover over picture code spells “FRUIT WITH FACES CREEPS ME OUT”. This hinted at weird faces on Apples…aka taking funny photos in Photo Booth. Also, the link takes you to a page that doesn’t exist.

3) Third Post: Coded title, when read backwards, sounds like “BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO WEAR HATS AND TIES” on the post with a creepy old dude in a photo booth.

4) Fourth Post: was in Dutch. The loose translation of the title is “WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER” and the post says something like “THIS BOY HAS FOUR POINTS. HE NEEDS FIVE POINTS TO WIN THE GAME. HE NEEDS ONE MORE. MAYBE HE CAN WIN ONE WITH MAGICAL HEALING POWERS IN ITS WINGS.” …aka win a unicorn. The picture links to a translation site, although I knew Saskia speaks Dutch.

5) Fifth Post: Had an epic animated unicorn.

6) Sixth Post: The clue is hidden in the text of the post. Click and highlight the text of the post to reveal the phrase “WHITE HIGHLIGHTER. PHOTO BOOTH CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON. STAY TUNED FOR ALL THE LOW DOWN. I’M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.”

I Know Them!

Some people tell me I’m the color of a white highlighter. white highlighter Bacon- testing…one, one. I’m more of a Conean guy.

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I’m really proud of you.

Yes, It’s a Unicorn…

…and I’m giving one away. At this point, you all know that mach. But what do you have to do to win my unicorn? Carefully focus on each clue and apply yourself. Don’t worry, I won’t string you along for much longer, but I also don’t want to overexpose what’s happlening. Maybe you’ll get a flash of genius.

Het Diner van de Kip van de Winnaar van de winnaar

Deze jongen heeft vier punten. Hij heeft vijf punten nodig om de wedstrijd te winnen. Hij heeft meer slechts één nodig. Misschien kon hij met magische helende bevoegdheden in zijn vleugels winnen.

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wh3r3 d03s th1s st3m fr0m?

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Burt’s Bees Lip Balm: A Haiku Tribute

Burt’s Bees chapstick tube,
I think I am addicted
Sweet yellow goodness.